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[personal profile] ailes_dor 2016-07-17 10:48 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry I wasn't gonna tell anyone, your secret is safe.
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[personal profile] ailes_dor 2016-07-18 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[Gabriel has settled himself into a chair, one leg folded over the other. He's flicked through anything that looked vaguely interesting, looked through the cupboards and then, as there was nothing else more interesting, he'd prodded people on the network.

Thankfully Sherlock isn't as slow as a number of other very slow things, although Gabriel is sure he's dragging his feet.

It's tempting to start without him, but he resists. Barely. Instead he's adjusted them on the cake stand. That's right, cake stand. Gabriel does not do anything by halves.

Maybe it's a little weird to watch Sherlock strip out of his coat and shoes so intently, the angel's head tipped to one side, but hey, he did eat a fair amount of the batter before baking the brownies themselves, so...

He gets to his feet, considering that Sherlock has just spent so long getting comfortable, and presents the brownies out to him, with a mocking little bow]


Did sir have a difficult day at the office?

[Okay, he can't keep up the Jeeves impression for long, and sits on the edge of the bed, taking a brownie for himself and digging in. It's one of the bigger ones. Chef's privilege.]
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[personal profile] ailes_dor 2016-07-20 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Magazines? He's not waiting to see a doctor. Although maybe he'll take the Cosmo with him. The quizzes are fun and normally there's an article called Thirty Things To Do With Your Tongue That Will Drive Him WILD! and they tend to be worth a read.

But none of that is actually as interesting as Sherlock. Which is why he only noting the name of the magazines littered the room in hopes they would tell him a little more about his strange friend.

Huh, he can take as many as he wants. They were made with him in mind, after all. And okay, you have to get him stoned, but at least making them ensures he actually eat something. And if they're hungry later, as they might well be, Gabriel has the number of Little Hade's only pizza delivery place on speed dial. You don't get what you ordered but at least it will be delivered.]


And there I was thinking you were enjoying everything you signed up for. How many jobs are you even doing?

[Sherlock, you have no right to complain about free time. You chose to take on all this work, you complained you were bored. Then again, Gabriel can't blame you for wanting your free time when your annoying older brother is stuck in Brimstone doing paperwork.]
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[personal profile] ailes_dor 2016-07-23 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh please, of course it's for him. He might not have read that one. And everyone should read cosmo. Maybe not for the make-up and fashion pieces but frankly, some of the other stuff is worth knowing. Even if you know it already, Gabriel has always found it useful to see these things from other people's points of view. Sherlock probably skips the tips about cunnilingus though.

And if he's avoiding the porn channel, he's probably missing some of the scripts Gabriel's been writing. Which is a pity, they're works of art, terrible art.

As for Sherlock's state of health, he seemed much healthier when Gabriel first met him. It can't be more than a few weeks ago, but he seemed to have at least a slightly healthier colour then. And maybe he's not actually lost weight, but it's hard to tell under the layers. Being that thin is not normal. But Gabriel knows that voicing that opinion will go down like a lead balloon, and he has no desire to make their friendship any more strained. He'll just get food into Sherlock anyway that he can. Even this way.

He reaches into a pocket, taking out the carefully sealed bag. He didn't throw all of it into the brownie mixture. He knew better than that. Besides, sneaky sneaky, not all the brownies on that tray are Mother's Secret Recipe. Some of them are just there for when they have munchies later.]


Yes, those and all the others. Did you work yourself like this top-side, or is this new?

[He doubts it's new, frankly. Sherlock doesn't seem the sort to sit around doing nothing all the time, or even part of it. But down here he seems to have gone into over-drive. Most people tend to chill out for a while, get used to the idea of being dead. Most people aren't Sherlock.

He hands over the packet, watching those long fingers work quickly and deftly. Of course Sherlock has plenty of practise doing this.]


Of all the stuff you humans like to snort, inject, shove up your asses or otherwise ingest, I've always thought this stuff was probably the nicest.

[Or at least, the least destructive.]
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[personal profile] ailes_dor 2016-08-11 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Gabriel isn't entirely sure he'd call what was printed on the pages of Cosmo information. Gossip, rumour, misinformation and the occasional gem yes, but Gabriel isn't sure about the actual value of this sort of thing, especially when a lot of it isn't anymore more than common sense. But alright, he appreciates the sentiment.

It's only specialist one week of each month! They so theme weeks! It's fun and it gives the actors a bit of a rest from the usual daily grind. Daily grind. Porn. Gettit? No? It wasn't that bad!

Gabirel can't begin to understand why Sherlock does what he does. Partly because he doesn't actually understand why humans need to sleep. Someone tried to explain it to him once, but it really went in one ear and out the other. If Sherlock wants to stay up, why not? He becomes even more grumpy than usual, sure, but he can do what he wants.

It just seems pretty weird for a man whose brain is so finely tuned to want to break it that way. Even if it is in the name of research. Sometimes it's very easy to imagine Sherlock as the child that would consciously and carefully put his finger in plug sockets just to see if the surge would kill him. ]


I guess when you work in the private sphere, that's something you just have to deal with. At least when times are good you can pick and choose what you do?

[Is anyone surprised?

Gabriel reaches for the joint picking it up from where it's fallen on the bed and examining it for a moment. Carefully and neatly done, but that's Sherlock for you. It's going to smoulder away into nothing, and yet it's such a well-done thing. A bit like ice-sculpture. Why make something so beautiful that's just going to melt away?

Oh well, he catches the lighter, cupping his hands around it as it sparks and takes that first drag. Then he hands the lighter back. He doesn't just throw things at people Sherlock.

Gabriel's not tried a lot of the chemicals humans use. Alcohol is bad enough- it's near impossible to get an angel drunk and harder to get an archangel off it's face. Stoned is tricky too, unless you've got a lot of time and patience. Or access to the sort of drugs that have similar effects on the Supernatural population. Certain opiates are pretty good but they weren't designed for this stuff. It's not his fault.]


No it's not. But when have humans ever done anything the usual way when they can make life as complicated as possible for themselves? You even do it down here. But kudos to you all, you're very inventive about getting high.