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Sherlock Holmes
Ineffable genius slowly suffocating under the weight of his own intelligence thanks to the unerring boredom plaguing his everyday life. I'm here to observe, not indulge.

Intensely repressed sapiosexual with an overt fondness for uniforms. Open minded and very interested in experimentation; for a guaranteed good time, just add drugs. Seriously, sobriety and sex doesn't seem to mix for this guy.

Lonely, overly sentimental soul desperately searching out affection in any and all forms. Failing that, Shag-A-Lot Holmes is actively seeking multiple partners for no-strings-attached fun. Be warned, though: he might make you wear the hat. He's also a closeted ginger, so tread carefully.

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fuck that

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bullshit

You don't take rejection well, then.

not what i said.

Believe it or not, most people say more with the words they don't use. Implication is a powerful tool.

so you know me that well huh

I know a version of you.

join the club

Therein my reason for staring when we first met. I thought you were... well, you. But not you.

Having said that, I haven't found our interaction in any way inferior. It's different, but not unwelcome.

well theres that at least. wouldnt want to be inferior to myself

I trust you've discovered a steady income by now?

why

You're already in Hell. There's no need to make yourself suffer more than necessary.

sure if you actually think this place is all that bad

its a work in progress

Hell is Hell. Whether you've experienced worse or not, suffering for the sake of suffering seems ill-advised.

If you need money, I have plenty. Nothing is free, however.

because im just gonna beg cash off of you

I wasn't suggesting that you would, nor would I be interested if you had. I was hoping you might be willing to work for me, in a sense. I like to trade in secrets and information, but I'm only one man with too many jobs and not enough time. I need someone willing to keep their ear to the ground and pass on the rumblings of dissent likely waiting to heard.

I just like having as much data as possible, and that's difficult when all of my extra time is spent filling in forms and fixing lines of code.

[ give him about five minutes to reply to this. because. interesting. ]

now theres something i can do. if i didnt know how to pick up on whispers at this point in my life, id be dead. what kind of info you lookin for?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you are dead.

Hmm, nothing specialised as yet; let's not run before we can walk. Prove you're capable and you might get upgraded to more pressing enquiries. For now? Find out everything you can about Brimstone and its elites. I've already done some significant investigating into this particular topic and I doubt you'll be able to uncover more than I have already, but this will act as a test of sorts to determine whether you're up to snuff.

Don't be disappointing. Oh, or boring. That's almost as bad.