flamr | LITTLE HADES

[logicals]

FLAMR Sherlock Holmes Ineffable genius slowly suffocating under the weight of his own intelligence thanks to the unerring boredom plaguing his everyday life. I'm here to observe, not indulge. Intensely repressed sapiosexual with an overt fondness for uniforms. Open minded and very interested in experimentation; for a guaranteed good time, just add drugs. Seriously, sobriety and sex doesn't seem to mix for this guy. Lonely, overly sentimental soul desperately searching out affection in any and all forms. Failing that, Shag-A-Lot Holmes is actively seeking multiple partners for no-strings-attached fun. Be warned, though: he might make you wear the hat. He's also a closeted ginger, so tread carefully.

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Comments

[logicals]

Rest assured, I'd swipe left on you too.

[kickingand]

but would you even read my profile

[logicals]

I don't need to read your profile.

[kickingand]

picture says it all huh

[logicals]

I like to read people, not profiles. Profiles are skewed by perspectives and social expectation. There's certainly something to be gained by reading through someone's personal statement, but there's more to pick up on in person.

Given the choice, I'd take a face to face reading over a digital one any day.

[kickingand]

explains the staring

[logicals]

Somewhat.

[kickingand]

helps that im easy on the eyes, i know

[logicals]

Are you? I hadn't noticed.

[kickingand]

thats what ive been told at least but hey, cant trust em all

i am ripping this from canon 100% i dont give a shit

[logicals]

Beauty is a social construct based upon a series of childhood impressions, influences and role models.

NO JUDGEMENT

[kickingand]

boy if that doesn't just suck all the fun out of it

GOOD

[logicals]

Yes, that is my secondary occupation behind consultant torturer.

[kickingand]

[ he's not gonna react to that. he's not he's not he's not he's not ]

couldn't they be considered the same thing? fun ruiner no matter how you look at it

[logicals]

Hmm, not especially. I don't tend to do the torturing. Delegation is the key.

[kickingand]

so you just come up with the ideas, put together the tool kit?

[logicals]

I use my skills in observation to determine the most accurate line of torture. People have become my personal puzzle.

[kickingand]

couldnt use your skills to puzzle out their favorite kind of pie?

[logicals]

... why would anyone need to know someone's favourite kind of pie?

[kickingand]

youve obviously never met a waitress

[logicals]

I imagine even a waitress would find that ability beyond useless, given that her job is to take orders as opposed to make informed guesses in regards to what someone might be craving.

[kickingand]

depends on the diner, some places they get points for just knowin

[logicals]

I'll take your word for it. I don't tend to frequent diners.

[kickingand]

youre missin out

[logicals]

Doubtful.