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a. The last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed.
SH
b. You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling.
SH
c. You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
SH
d. I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then their blunt circle.
SH
e. Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm high.
SH
f. text him?

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I know crueler mistresses. Is this what you do when you don't have someone to impress, Mr. Holmes? Resign yourself to a five at best?

I'm sure you know what they like.
SH

Boredom does strange things to us all, Mrs Adler. I'd have thought you of all people would understand.
SH

Why do you think I'm answering at all?

Your flattery could use some work.
SH

If you were looking to be flattered, you'd have texted Dr. Watson.

Who says I didn't?
SH

You're still responding.

You make me sound so one track minded.
SH

You say that as if you aren't.

I have multiple tracks, they just tend to head in the same direction.
SH

And have your multiple tracks led to alleviating your boredom?

Evidently not.
SH

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