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[logicals]

a. The last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed.
SH
b. You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling.
SH
c. You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
SH
d. I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then their blunt circle.
SH
e. Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm high.
SH
f. text him?

Comments

b

[clairedelalune]

Maybe next time use your own card?

[logicals]

Sherlock Holmes has sent a video attachment.
SH

[clairedelalune]

Funny.

John's not happy, you know. He's been on the phone for nearly an hour getting this sorted.

[logicals]

It was a minor misunderstanding.
SH

[clairedelalune]

£400 isn't a minor misunderstanding.

Sherlock, you know we both care about you. If you needed the money, we'd have given it to you if you'd just asked.

[logicals]

Please. It wasn't about the money, it was about the name.
SH

[clairedelalune]

You do realise that makes it worse, don't you?

I'll keep this between us, but you've got to promise me you won't do this again. Not with our name.

[Our as in hers and John's.]

[logicals]

I don't care if you tell John; it was for a case.
SH

[clairedelalune]

Fine. I'll tell him as soon as he's off the phone.

[logicals]

Fine!
SH

[clairedelalune]

[You think she's bluffing, Sherlock? She isn't.]

I'm serious.

You're not just affecting John and me with this decision. You know how protective he gets.

[logicals]

<sub>[ Sherlock isn't afraid. He can handle the wrath of John.

And something tells him having to owe Mary something... well, that might not be in his best interest. ]</sub>

I couldn't be positively identified as Sherlock Holmes. He'll understand that.
SH

_{[ Also, Sherlock killed a man for you guys. Chill out and let him use your card sometimes geez ]}

[clairedelalune]

[Mary's slightly frustrated that she's not getting her way as easily as she'd hoped, but she's patient. She also needs to remind herself that things would be simpler if Sherlock trusts and likes her.]

You could have used anyone else's card.

[Someone who doesn't matter, in other words.]

[logicals]

Could've, would've, should've.
SH

<sub>[ Because what more can he say? Yes, he could've used someone else's card.

But then he wouldn't have an excuse to talk to John, and his reasons for contacting John are becoming few and far between. But that's not exactly something he'd want to actively discuss, especially with Mary. ]</sub>

a

[womanwhobeatyou]

Being strangled in someone's spare bed is a 6 at the most generous.

[logicals]

Not even enough of an event to warrant the main bed. Hindsight is such a cruel mistress.
SH

[womanwhobeatyou]

I know crueler mistresses.

Is this what you do when you don't have someone to impress, Mr. Holmes? Resign yourself to a five at best?

1/2

[logicals]

I'm sure you know what they like.
SH

[logicals]

Boredom does strange things to us all, Mrs Adler. I'd have thought you of all people would understand.
SH

[womanwhobeatyou]

Why do you think I'm answering at all?

[logicals]

Your flattery could use some work.
SH

[womanwhobeatyou]

If you were looking to be flattered, you'd have texted Dr. Watson.

[logicals]

Who says I didn't?
SH

[womanwhobeatyou]

You're still responding.

[logicals]

You make me sound so one track minded.
SH

[womanwhobeatyou]

You say that as if you aren't.

[logicals]

I have multiple tracks, they just tend to head in the same direction.
SH

[womanwhobeatyou]

And have your multiple tracks led to alleviating your boredom?

[logicals]

Evidently not.
SH

d

[theonewhocounted]

Sounds like they liked you. Did you get the information you were looking for?

[logicals]

I am apparently a 'brother from another white mother'. So yes, infiltration complete. Although not as successful as previously hoped - the manager don't tour with the band. We'll have to find another way to him.
SH

[theonewhocounted]

Can your new friends set up a meeting? Are they in need of a classical violinist? ;)

[logicals]

On my way to get my violin as we speak! I have a Skype meeting at five forty. Do you think a Westwood suit is too much?
SH

[theonewhocounted]

I think you should wear whatever you're most comfortable in.

[logicals]

Mm, definitely too much. Can you come to 221b? We're going to redecorate.
SH

[theonewhocounted]

I'm out in half an hour. I can pop around after that. Why are you redecorating?

[logicals]

My décor is slightly... obvious. I don't want anything to be recognisable. We're going to use John's room for the Skype call. We'll need a green screen, some heavy duty lights and a few mics...
SH

[theonewhocounted]

A green screen? What are you going to put behind you? And where are you getting that equipment?