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[logicals]

a. The last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed.
SH
b. You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling.
SH
c. You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
SH
d. I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then their blunt circle.
SH
e. Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm high.
SH
f. text him?

Comments

[logicals]

I am apparently a 'brother from another white mother'. So yes, infiltration complete. Although not as successful as previously hoped - the manager don't tour with the band. We'll have to find another way to him.
SH

[theonewhocounted]

Can your new friends set up a meeting? Are they in need of a classical violinist? ;)

[logicals]

On my way to get my violin as we speak! I have a Skype meeting at five forty. Do you think a Westwood suit is too much?
SH

[theonewhocounted]

I think you should wear whatever you're most comfortable in.

[logicals]

Mm, definitely too much. Can you come to 221b? We're going to redecorate.
SH

[theonewhocounted]

I'm out in half an hour. I can pop around after that. Why are you redecorating?

[logicals]

My décor is slightly... obvious. I don't want anything to be recognisable. We're going to use John's room for the Skype call. We'll need a green screen, some heavy duty lights and a few mics...
SH

[theonewhocounted]

A green screen? What are you going to put behind you? And where are you getting that equipment?